~* 20. October 2014 ✧ 12:17am *~





I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

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~* 20. October 2014 ✧ 12:16am *~



They were only allowed to bring one sheet to the physics exam…

I’m in awe.

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~* 20. October 2014 ✧ 12:16am *~


Imagine this:
Instead of waiting in her tower, Rapunzel slices off her long, golden hair with a carving knife, and then uses it to climb down to freedom.
Just as she’s about to take the poison apple, Snow White sees the familiar wicked glow in the old lady’s eyes, and slashes the evil queen’s throat with a pair of sewing scissors.
Cinderella refuses everything but the glass slippers from her fairy godmother, crushes her stepmother’s windpipe under her heel, and the Prince falls madly in love with the mysterious girl who dons rags and blood-stained slippers.

Imagine this:
Persephone goes adventuring with weapons hidden under her dress.
Persephone climbs into the gaping chasm.
Or, Persephone uses her hands to carve a hole down to hell.
In none of these versions is Persephone’s body violated unless she asks Hades to hold her down with his horse-whips.
Not once does she hold out on eating the pomegranate, instead biting into it eagerly and relishing the juice running down her chin, staining it red.
In some of the stories, Hades never appears and Persephone rules the underworld with a crown of her own making.
In all of them, it is widely known that the name Persephone means Bringer of Destruction.

Imagine this:
Red Riding Hood marches from her grandmother’s house with a bloody wolf pelt.
Medusa rights the wrongs that have been done to her.
Eurydice breaks every muscle in her arms climbing out of the land of the dead.

Imagine this:
Girls are allowed to think dark thoughts, and be dark things.

Imagine this:
Instead of the dragon, it’s the princess with claws and fiery breath
who smashes her way from the confines of her castle
and swallows men whole.

'Reinventing Rescuing,' theappleppielifestyle. (via theappleppielifestyle)
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~* 20. October 2014 ✧ 12:15am *~


A black boy gets murdered and his community stands up for him and are attacked by police for over 2 months and are deemed animals and violent rioters

white people set cars on fire over some damn pumpkins and get called “rowdy” aint that some shit

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~* 20. October 2014 ✧ 12:15am *~


look at these two dumb fucks

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~* 20. October 2014 ✧ 12:14am *~

I know I should probably right down my dreams,train them to do as I say, and unlock these secrets that appear when I close my eyes. I imagine all the characters and settings that I could finally sit down with and understand after years of brief glimpses that haunt me to my core when I wake up

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~* 20. October 2014 ✧ 12:11am *~





This is terrifying and glorious and the same time.

omfg click them

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~* 20. October 2014 ✧ 12:10am *~

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~* 20. October 2014 ✧ 12:10am *~


shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

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~* 20. October 2014 ✧ 12:09am *~



still trying to figure out what designs I like best but here’s more sketches

these tears are real

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~* 20. October 2014 ✧ 12:09am *~




Found on reddit 

Woman accidentally breaks smiling garden gnome and finds hidden limbless figurine melded inside of it.

Bury the gnome. Dig a deep hole and put the gnome in the hole.

incinerate the gnome. turn the gnome to ash and launch the ash into the fucking sun

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~* 20. October 2014 ✧ 12:08am *~


dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other

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Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment

mickey’s dick smasher is here

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~* 20. October 2014 ✧ 12:06am *~



What anon messages should look like on halloween:


make tumblr staff find the thing

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